fvckanonymous:

 Please reblog, I think this will work.

This idea was taken. For every note this post gets, I won’t cut for a day. I’ll put every url that reblogged this into a jar. If I feel like cutting, I’ll randomly pull out any url from the jar, I won’t cut, but I’ll message you and thank you.

Please.

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assiest:

soy milk is spanish for ‘i am milk’

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13mph:

In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.

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pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

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a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

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thepurgatorychronicles:

four for you drake bell

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djavjr:

rats808:

a snake escaping from the room it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

good job

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